Don't lick the fingers of a lady in a bar..


A very attractive and sexy woman enters the bar.

She gestures toward the barman, who immediately comes close. Then she makes a coquettish body language and brings the person closer to her. The barman approaches and she begins to gently caress his long beard.
 

Party with Hollywood stars..

Everet Hiller is a graphic designer. In the past two years he organized holiday parties and then used photoshop to imply Hollywood superstars. You can see more pics here. Genius.


 

One regular day in Greece..

Rich German tourist driving through a village in Greece, enters a local hotel. He leaves 100 euros at reception and tells to the manager that he wanted first to review the rooms and select where he'll stay.
 

Funny cleaning..


 

Oversize chick..


 

Cute face :)


 

Your work or prison..

Prison: You sit in a cell 2 × 3 meters.
Office: You sitt in a room 2 × 2 meters.


Prison: you get three meals a day.
Office: 30 minutes break for a meal that you have to pay.
 

The colorful Osaka