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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
6 truths about life
2. All idiots after reading of the first truth are trying it!
3. The first truth is a lie!
4. Now laugh because you realize you're an idiot!
5. Soon you will send this to another idiot!
6. And your still smiling because you know you'll make someone an idiot.
Don't lick the fingers of a lady in a bar..
A very attractive and sexy woman enters the bar.
She gestures toward the barman, who immediately comes close. Then she makes a coquettish body language and brings the person closer to her. The barman approaches and she begins to gently caress his long beard.
One regular day in Greece..
Rich German tourist driving through a village in Greece, enters a local hotel. He leaves 100 euros at reception and tells to the manager that he wanted first to review the rooms and select where he'll stay.
Your work or prison..
Office: You sitt in a room 2 × 2 meters.
Prison: you get three meals a day.
Office: 30 minutes break for a meal that you have to pay.
What kind is your salary?
You take it, you see it.. and you cry.
Bitch Salary
Doesn't help you in anything, from her you only suffer, but you can't live without her.
Letter from the daughter in college =)
Dear Mom and Dad,
Three months have gone as I went to college. It's been a while since I wrote you, so here how I'd like to correct that mistake.
Well, I'm ok. The fracture and concussion of the scull are almost gone. Oh ... that came when my room went on fire and I jumped from the window. Lucky me, worker at a gas station, which is located nearby saw me jumping from the window, and call the firefighters and they quickly arrived. He also visited me in hospital.
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Three months have gone as I went to college. It's been a while since I wrote you, so here how I'd like to correct that mistake.
Well, I'm ok. The fracture and concussion of the scull are almost gone. Oh ... that came when my room went on fire and I jumped from the window. Lucky me, worker at a gas station, which is located nearby saw me jumping from the window, and call the firefighters and they quickly arrived. He also visited me in hospital.
Some marketing terms .. :)
2. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You ask a friend to go and tell her: "My friend is fantastic in bed." That's advertising.
Fundamental truths about men and women :)
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