You take it, you see it.. and you cry.
Bitch Salary
Doesn't help you in anything, from her you only suffer, but you can't live without her.
Diet Salary
Makes you eat less and less.
Atheist Salary
You don't believe in her existence.
Magic Salary
You make few moves and abracadabra.. salary is gone.
Storm Salary
You don't know when she's coming and how long it will stay.
Menstrual Salary
It comes ones in the month, and last for 5 days.
Premature ejaculation salary
Few minutes after you got the salary, the salary is finished.
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